Escapade dans un jardin anglais

Once upon a time Ozzy Osbourne was asked if he is considering the possibility to retire. Why not, he said, but insisted on the fact that one should be able to "retire to [something]" :

"My father, when he retired, wanted to dig a garden, and when he dug the garden, he died!"

My father, when he retired, said "at least, now I have time to dig the garden". He is still digging the garden 17 years later...

Morality : there are different ways to dig your garden.